Vogon Poem

See, see the pretty sky
Marvel at its big brown depths.
Tell me, Emily do you
Wonder why the beaver ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel strange.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your belisico facial growth
That looks like
A dragon fruit
What’s more, it knows
Your gigantic potting shed
Smells of kale.
Everything under the big pretty sky
Asks why, why do I even bother?
You only charm sweet pea.




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Posted for Poems in April @ Real Toads

18 thoughts on “Vogon Poem

  1. grapeling says:

    hey, my vogon piece looks suspiciously like this. ~

    1. Sanaa says:

      LOL ❤️ yes it’s pretty much the same layout except for a few key words which everyone chooses separately 😉

  2. Ha ha – mine was even worse! (I decided not to use it after all, but of course couldn’t resist trying the generator.)

    1. Sanaa says:

      Ha ha I can understand 😀 but I just had to share this to keep up the spirit ❤️

      1. I’m glad someone did!

        1. Sanaa says:


  3. Thotpurge says:

    Foobly.. has to be the word of the day…

    1. Sanaa says:

      Definitely ❤️ thanks for stopping by, Rajani 😀

  4. I couldn’t stop laughing at the fact that my Vogon Poem (which I didn’t share) also ended on sweet pea. Bwahahaha!

    1. Sanaa says:

      Bwahahahaha!❤️ thanks for stopping by, Magaly 😀 so good to see you ❤️

  5. Marian says:

    OMG I need a potting shed that smells of kale! 😀

    1. Sanaa says:

      Thank you so much, Marian 😀 so glad you liked it ❤️

      1. Jim says:

        Well, your Vigo flows. It was,rhe same story as it made for me. Only the names plus the Vega table changed. Mine was terrible, I ran it twice.

        1. Sanaa says:

          Thank you so much, Jim 😀 so glad you liked it ❤️

  6. This is lovely. My vogon poem was such a stinker I didn’t share it. lol

    1. Sanaa says:

      Thank you so much, Susie 😀 so glad you liked it ❤️

  7. Cressida says:

    This is a foobly poem alright !

    1. Sanaa says:

      LOL ❤️ thanks for stopping by, Cressida 🙂

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